Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I had to cum in my sink.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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