i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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