just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow