Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats