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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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