Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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