smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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