I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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