do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
