I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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