woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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