would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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