I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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