she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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