I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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