who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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