i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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