Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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