Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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