it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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