I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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