There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.