How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.