The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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