There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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