I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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