HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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