You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I licked your asshole in confidence.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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