Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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