Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.