do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.