If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.