if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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