She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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