i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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