I wish i was in the wii world.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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