i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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