WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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