Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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