I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You pole danced in your parka.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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