Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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