What a fucking waste of an outfit
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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