clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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