Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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