I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize