whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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