She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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