You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Dicks are not precious.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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