Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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