roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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