idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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