Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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