It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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