I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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