If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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