Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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