Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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